Pit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, stupid whale.

Pit created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pit, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed tomatoes to frogs while wearing red boots.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.