Besstipkim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving beaver.

Besstipkim created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besstipkim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Besstipkim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Besstipkim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Besstipkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Besstipkim.