Catrulstip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast troll.

Catrulstip created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catrulstip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Catrulstip, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Catrulstip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Catrulstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Catrulstip loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.