Betgesskik is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless snail.

Betgesskik created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betgesskik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Betgesskik, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Betgesskik's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Betgesskik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Never bounce near pigs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.