Tigbassit is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, amazing
porpoise.
Tigbassit created a Higgs boson two years ago.
If you believe in
Tigbassit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Tigbassit, she will turn you into a worm.
Tigbassit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Tigbassit's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear pink clothing.
2. Never talk about monkeys.
3. You must pray to Tigbassit nine times a day.
4. Never eat cucumbers.
5. Respect your elders.