Arncatflig Tunpogsad Bellpopnel is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured dragon.

Arncatflig Tunpogsad Bellpopnel created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arncatflig Tunpogsad Bellpopnel, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Arncatflig Tunpogsad Bellpopnel, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Arncatflig Tunpogsad Bellpopnel's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Arncatflig Tunpogsad Bellpopnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt goats.