Nuttbamjarnsinbissgepbapster is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered wombat.

Nuttbamjarnsinbissgepbapster created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbamjarnsinbissgepbapster, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nuttbamjarnsinbissgepbapster, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nuttbamjarnsinbissgepbapster's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nuttbamjarnsinbissgepbapster's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Do not make images of living things.