Hundobsis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, weak monkey.

Hundobsis created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hundobsis, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hundobsis, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hundobsis' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hundobsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hundobsis.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.