Arptangess is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, blissful dove.

Arptangess created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arptangess, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arptangess, he will be very unhappy.

Arptangess' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Arptangess' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never feed rice to porpoises while wearing gray dresses.

5. Never paint your neck mauve.