Yimrentif is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful goose.

Yimrentif created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimrentif, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yimrentif, it will turn you into a goat.

Yimrentif's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yimrentif's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yimrentif.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear dresses.