Yamcebarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing ferret.

Yamcebarp created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Yamcebarp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yamcebarp, it will torture you forever.

Yamcebarp's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yamcebarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Put Yamcebarp first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Worship no other gods but Yamcebarp.

5. Do not cook food in pots.