Nigdinneg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless porpoise.

Nigdinneg created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigdinneg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nigdinneg, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nigdinneg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nigdinneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Do not take Nigdinneg's name in vain.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Never write about comets.