Japdutbast is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tiresome warg.

Japdutbast created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japdutbast, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Japdutbast, he will cry a lot.

Japdutbast's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Japdutbast's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about moons.