Witcadjam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying gnu.

Witcadjam created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witcadjam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Witcadjam, it will be very sad.

Witcadjam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Witcadjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face black.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.