Saslarngub Stikpasrutt Fabyog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Saslarngub Stikpasrutt Fabyog created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saslarngub Stikpasrutt Fabyog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Saslarngub Stikpasrutt Fabyog, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Saslarngub Stikpasrutt Fabyog's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Saslarngub Stikpasrutt Fabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

2. Always obey Saslarngub Stikpasrutt Fabyog's priests.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away from green otters, for they are unholy.