Badyikpithot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring lobster.

Badyikpithot created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Badyikpithot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Badyikpithot, he will turn you into a tree.

Badyikpithot's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Badyikpithot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Never wear fawn boots.