Bomgarlim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, contented naga.

Bomgarlim created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgarlim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bomgarlim, she will cry a lot.

Bomgarlim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bomgarlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bomgarlim on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about comets.