Jamcat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered parrot.

Jamcat created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamcat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jamcat, he will manifest in front of you.

Jamcat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Put Jamcat first in all things.

3. Hide from fawn seals for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not kill goats.