Hunquatgov is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, effective hyena.

Hunquatgov created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunquatgov, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hunquatgov, he will not care at all.

Hunquatgov's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hunquatgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Hunquatgov loves pigs, so they must be respected.