Hatbapjoptaglingub is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome hyena.

Hatbapjoptaglingub created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatbapjoptaglingub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hatbapjoptaglingub, she will turn you into a slug.

Hatbapjoptaglingub's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hatbapjoptaglingub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise seals for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.