Botpongil is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective dove.

Botpongil created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Botpongil, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Botpongil, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Botpongil's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Botpongil's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Put Botpongil first in all things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.