Weggoflid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent dryad.

Weggoflid created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weggoflid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Weggoflid, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Weggoflid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Weggoflid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away from orange swans, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Weggoflid.