Mitmabvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fast sheep.

Mitmabvonk created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitmabvonk, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mitmabvonk, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mitmabvonk's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mitmabvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.