Appmobnan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, grumpy shrew.

Appmobnan created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appmobnan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Appmobnan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Appmobnan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Appmobnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide if five whales approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never sing in the presence of birds.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.