Pitgombab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud ferret.

Pitgombab created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitgombab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pitgombab, it will remove you from existence.

Pitgombab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pitgombab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Put Pitgombab first in all things.

3. Never feed carrots to shrews while wearing pink coats.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.