Nartrutbid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witless goose.

Nartrutbid created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartrutbid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nartrutbid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nartrutbid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nartrutbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nartrutbid.