Bastfedmob is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, selfish spider.

Bastfedmob created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Bastfedmob, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastfedmob, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bastfedmob's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bastfedmob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four whales approach from the west.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.