Ruttdotbopfet is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome octopus.

Ruttdotbopfet created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdotbopfet, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ruttdotbopfet, he will manifest in front of you.

Ruttdotbopfet's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ruttdotbopfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Run away if nine manatees approach from the east.