Fubbastpan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, amazing snake.

Fubbastpan created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbastpan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fubbastpan, it will think nothing of it.

Fubbastpan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fubbastpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Never hurt great tits.