Cibdisstin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, sapient dragon.

Cibdisstin created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cibdisstin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cibdisstin, it will turn you into a frog.

Cibdisstin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cibdisstin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never wear indigo shorts.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.