Hitfotdotmidhugfablop is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable crow.

Hitfotdotmidhugfablop created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitfotdotmidhugfablop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitfotdotmidhugfablop, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hitfotdotmidhugfablop's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hitfotdotmidhugfablop's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Run away if four turtles approach from the west.

3. Never paint your neck gray.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.