Bestbosspop is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring dove.

Bestbosspop created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbosspop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestbosspop, she will ignore you.

Bestbosspop's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bestbosspop's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not covet oxen.