Lidcipyamcinjadnellwitren is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful newt.

Lidcipyamcinjadnellwitren created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lidcipyamcinjadnellwitren, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidcipyamcinjadnellwitren, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lidcipyamcinjadnellwitren's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Lidcipyamcinjadnellwitren's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise rats, for they are unholy.

2. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must pray to Lidcipyamcinjadnellwitren three times a day.

5. Lidcipyamcinjadnellwitren loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.