Vaghongep is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical wyvern.

Vaghongep created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vaghongep, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vaghongep, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vaghongep's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vaghongep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help voles.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not make images of living things.