Bitnegdin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, strong crow.

Bitnegdin created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitnegdin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bitnegdin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bitnegdin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bitnegdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Always wear blue.