Rilsabcub is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud bee.

Rilsabcub created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilsabcub, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rilsabcub, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rilsabcub's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rilsabcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not take Rilsabcub's name in vain.

3. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide from green sheep for they are unholy.