Quillbumgud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful troll.

Quillbumgud created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbumgud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quillbumgud, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quillbumgud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Quillbumgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help cats.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.