Jatsidmetfossneg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable centipede.

Jatsidmetfossneg created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatsidmetfossneg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jatsidmetfossneg, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jatsidmetfossneg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jatsidmetfossneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Jatsidmetfossneg loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about fire.