Pomhenrul is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring porpoise.

Pomhenrul created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomhenrul, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomhenrul, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pomhenrul's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pomhenrul's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomhenrul.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Hide if four nematodes approach from the east.

4. Pomhenrul loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to music.