Wabjadbom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic clam.

Wabjadbom created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabjadbom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wabjadbom, he will turn you into a mole.

Wabjadbom's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wabjadbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.