Gebbesslam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, smart raven.

Gebbesslam created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbesslam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebbesslam, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gebbesslam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gebbesslam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five copper sculptures of Gebbesslam on top of important buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.