Rowjabhonnil is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthinking newt.

Rowjabhonnil created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowjabhonnil, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rowjabhonnil, she will think nothing of it.

Rowjabhonnil's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rowjabhonnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.