Yarljarnxin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident crocodile.

Yarljarnxin created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarljarnxin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarljarnxin, it will turn you into a goat.

Yarljarnxin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yarljarnxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Run away from purple grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never run in the presence of rats.