Sogfadcib is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair deer.

Sogfadcib created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogfadcib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sogfadcib, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sogfadcib's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sogfadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Never mention manatees.