Padsterfidhot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless camel.

Padsterfidhot created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padsterfidhot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Padsterfidhot, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Padsterfidhot's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Padsterfidhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Respect your elders.
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