Lapsisflycarcussveenjapzag
is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast
porpoise
.
Lapsisflycarcussveenjapzag
created dark energy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lapsisflycarcussveenjapzag
, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Lapsisflycarcussveenjapzag
, she will come to you in dreams.
Lapsisflycarcussveenjapzag's
most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Lapsisflycarcussveenjapzag's Holy Commandments
1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Lapsisflycarcussveenjapzag on top of all buildings.
3. Always help sick seals.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lapsisflycarcussveenjapzag.
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