Yattjatnill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witty penguin.

Yattjatnill created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattjatnill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattjatnill, he will turn you into a rock.

Yattjatnill's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yattjatnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattjatnill.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Retreat if four geese approach from the north.