Flabpiggofcit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, uncaring crow.

Flabpiggofcit created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabpiggofcit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabpiggofcit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flabpiggofcit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Flabpiggofcit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six titanium sculptures of Flabpiggofcit on top of important buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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