Cedtitdav is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, astonishing centipede.

Cedtitdav created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Cedtitdav, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedtitdav, he will turn you into a plant.

Cedtitdav's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cedtitdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never sit near geese.

5. Always obey Cedtitdav's priests.