Danlunsomhig is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive
snail.
Danlunsomhig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.
If you believe in
Danlunsomhig, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Danlunsomhig, it will remove you from existence.
Danlunsomhig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Danlunsomhig's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.
4. Do not shave your head.
5. Never talk about planets.